nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019

Nonce

Gus is a nonce
He likes little girls

Oi look at gus, what’s he doing with that little girl? HE MUS BE A NONCE!

by GusIsNonce October 9, 2019

nonceology

The study of nonces, and nonce-like behavior.

"What is this Noncelogical behaviour? You know Chris Hansen? Hes a Nonceologist who studies Nonceology"

by brischy March 14, 2020

Noncepot

Its just a ‘nonce’ with extra letters for a more dramatic effect. Used mainly when joking with friends of calling somebody an actual ‘nonce’.

Associated with noncey type behaviour.

Ahahah you actual ‘noncepot’😭🤣
Or
Clive is such a noncepot cba

by Hamble April 22, 2020

Nonesoupforyou

This motha fucka

Nonesoupforyou more like

by Octofrie June 21, 2020

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021