nitty messi

the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints

pagan: say less
by callum everal April 10, 2021
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G-nitty

I’m headed to bed.”

“G-nitty”
by NittyG April 15, 2024
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Nittys with Titties

when a fat prick acts like a total nitty and has bigger tits than crystal lust aka sam yeates
N/A: yo you know any nittys with titties?
N/A: yeah g his names sam ennit proper nerd
by Hxrizon October 09, 2022
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nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.
Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.
by Hannahbongtana May 21, 2018
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nittiness

Full of air bubbles; Unable to burp or fart so you release the gas via hiccups.
I have the hiccups from nittiness
by Nittinescience August 31, 2021
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