nitty messi

the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints

pagan: say less
by callum everal April 10, 2021
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G-nitty

I’m headed to bed.”

“G-nitty”
by NittyG April 15, 2024
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nitty balls

My balls are covered in lice, people keep staring at me. I’m the least favourite out of the friend group.
Hey! Jason has nitty balls!!!
by naughtylatedy May 15, 2022
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nitty cough

when you are a nitty ,and you have a never ending cough. Used to describe a cough you cant get rid of if you are a regular tobacco/cannabis user.
steve: "oh look at dave! He's got the nitty cough for sure !"
by nittylyfe123 May 21, 2017
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ABZ Nitty

ABZ nitty (also known as Gareth) Is a crackhead from Aberdeen, Scotland. Gareth is often seen roaming the streets shirtless and asking people for crack money. Gareth also thinks that’s he’s a soldier- as you can see from a tiktok of him saying “stay tuned to tiktok everybody. I am a fucking soldier”, then he proceeds to do 4 pushups.
Person 1: yo it’s the ABZ nitty!

Person 2: omfg no way!!

Person 1: HEYY IM UR BIGGEST FAN!!

ABZ nitty: I AM A FUCKING SOLIDER
by Fanny Flaps 69 July 25, 2023
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