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Philippine nightclub

Dip your cock in adobo sauce and woman licks it off
by Darkhouse666 January 25, 2023
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A Nightcap

The act of using a recreational substance such as Marijuana or another CBD/hemp derivative to conclude ones nightly routine before bed.

Alcohol may also be considered a Nightcap as alcohol is generally known to relax muscles and "soothe" the mind, in small doses.

Ex.
• "Man something smells loud, who's got the grass?"
"That's just Aiden, He's putting on a Nightcap"

• "Eve, is something burning?"
"Shitonacandlestick! Lilith must have burned another hole in the carpet after putting on her Nightcap."

• "Please keep quiet, your father is very tired from work. He put on his Nightcap and went straight-to-sleep."
by YaBoiXero June 10, 2023
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Fresno Nightcrawler

Fresno nightcrawler is an urban legend that is a cryptid often seen in CaliforniaThe Fresno Nightcrawler is an urban legend and a cryptid frequently reported in California. One notable sighting occurred on December 12, 2014, when a 60-year-old former Marine, who has not been named, and his wife were driving near Carmel. As they crested a hill, they spotted a 7-foot-tall, slender, gray creature, which later became known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.. One witness, a 60-year-old former marine yet to be named, and his wife were driving near Carmel on December 12, 2014 when they came up over a hill and saw a 7' tall, slender, gray creature which is now known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.
Someone: My neighbor saw the Fresno Nightcrawler in the security camera!
Someone 2: That's not a Fresno Nightcrawler. It's those tall among us creatures standing over 5' you stumped 10 toes 2 legs man!
by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024
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YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB

A guy that came from MINNEAPOLIS and slapped the SHIT out of me on THE ROOM 16 SLING.

I did not realize he was in POST FARTUM DEPRESSION.

FUCK HARDER PRINCIPLE applied as just look down there.
YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB as the way you slapped me around it was indicative of my PEDOPHILIA sales talk of the NIGHTCLUB in FEMALE CLOTHING.

When I FARTED on the SLING as YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB said we are done.

Now the FUCK SEARCHER is on for the PLOW THE BACK 40 as have to watch the split as they are out for YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB bloodletting ceremony and a FIST FUCKING .
by COME GET ASSHOLE May 12, 2021
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Beat A Nightcrawler Day

On this day, (08/0/2023) you can legally beat up a nightcrawler from kaiju paradise.
Guy 1: *beats up a nightcrawler*
NC: *cant do shit since it's Beat A Nightcrawler Day*
by GDMinty1twitter June 8, 2023
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The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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