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Neutral Evil

A neutral evil character never feels compelled to keep his word. He will attack and kill an unarmed foe (those are the best kind). He will harm and may possibly kill an innocent. He will use torture to extract information and for pleasure. He may kill for pleasure. A neutral evil character will use poison. He will not help those in need without a reward and he works well alone or in a group. He responds well to higher authority until that authority attempts to use the law to hamper his ability to pursue his own agenda. He will follow the law unless breaking it is in his best interest and he's reasonably sure that he will not be caught. He may betray a family member, comrade, or friend if it is convenient to do so and it advances his agenda. Neutral evil characters are indifferent to the concepts of self-discipline and honor, finding them useful only if they can be used to advance their own interests or gain power over others. (5)
This is the best alignment. Always taking and never giving. Neutral Evil
by Death Menace September 30, 2022
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neutral face emoji

john is the embodiment of the neutral face emoji
by yeahdontlookatme April 25, 2021
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Soil Neutral

Neutral soil PH, acidity and alkalinity, for farming, gardens, and/or landscaping after the use of fertilizers.
The goal of Soil Neutral farming is to ensure extra chemicals are not left in the soil to run off and ruin water supplies or acidify oceans causing additional algae blooms.
by MSGardnerville October 28, 2019
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trans-neutral

That sex machine used to be the gayest straight guy to blow me. Now he's trans-neutral.
by Tranny train June 21, 2017
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Golden fucking neutral

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.
Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.
by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025
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Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.
Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.
by wmkdaw August 31, 2016
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Neutral Gain

When texting your crush, you only hit the middle texting option until it makes a full sentence or when you decide to stop, and send it to them.
I just tried Neutral Gain, it says “that you have got to me beat the world and it was all good bruh.” And she said “Do you want me to wack you off?”
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020
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