Neuheisel

A bonafide homosexual

Matt: Yea, Jack is a neuheisel

Jack: Fuck you! that's what you are!

by Matt Mcginnis June 15, 2010

Netentacles

Internet tentacles with reference to linking

Netentacles personify Globaltentacles.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Nested Kiss

1) A kiss that takes place during the release of of a hug.
2) A kiss that takes place directly after a hug, when your bodies part, but still when your heads are close together.

1)While I was hugging her I decided that this was my last chance to make a move, so I went for the nested kiss.

2) Nested kisses are the worst; I can't believe he landed a nested kiss on me.

by 11235813853211 November 24, 2011

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

neuterizing

Eliminating both the male and female gender tendencies in an attempt to create an androgynous utopian society.

Many modern bosses attempt equality by neuterizing the workplace.

by Melissa Clouthier August 28, 2006

Computer Neutered

When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house

Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.

by troubledemon February 10, 2010

Netezza

In the Indian dialect Urdu, "Netezza" means "Results". Netezza invented the data warehouse appliance. Netezza makes the database and data warehouse industry cool. Sort of.

Yum! Brands replaced its Teradata data warehouse environment with Netezza to increase performance while saving on maintenance.

by shrtnswet4 February 10, 2010