poopy nelson

When a person poops into the shoe of another. It works best when the shoe is tall, so that the victim does not see their fate. Also known as "PN".

Ted gave Ronald gaybies, so Ronald poopy nelsoned Ted's favorite pair of rubber boots.

by Krypton Katalyst March 17, 2008

Bearded Nelson

Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.

This look us often paired with a mullet.

Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.

by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 27, 2012

hairy nelson

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013

Steamy Nelson

While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind

Man guess what?
What?
I just gave Susan a steamy Nelson

by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016

keelan nelson

a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.

omg that guy is such a keelan nelson

by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021

Nesh

Somewhone who is always cold, even when it isnt!

(It's sort of a Yorkshire thing)

"I'm cold!"
"It's not cold! You're nesh!"

by Dee Davison February 2, 2008

Nelsy

A girl that will kill you for anything that's you do wrong :,)

Wow she's such a nelsy

Ikr

by Jasondatboi🙂 April 17, 2017