Neopolitan

When you combine a strawberry shortcake and a Cleveland steamer. This move requires the missionary position. Just as you're about to blow your load you give the ol' shit on her chest and punch in the nose mix the load on her face and you have the brown pink and white!!

I hate her so much I gave her the ol' neopolitan!

by Stewbones April 13, 2017

neopolitan suicide

A form of suicide where the person slits their wrists, and then proceeds to masturbate and shit and fast as they can. If all goes according to plan the person should shit and nut as the bleed out and die.

"Did you hear? Bill committed neopolitan suicide last night! When the police found the body it was a mess and a whole lot of questions!"

by TURDY_WATER September 24, 2019

Neopolitan

Neopolitan is a euphemism for a bisexual.
A little brown, a little White, and a little pink

Basically saying that the person who is neopolitan likes everyone, with a little sexual joke in the definition about the neopolitan likes pink as well

"Last night I saw Hannah hitting on Ellen, but now she is all over Aedan"

"Yeah, she is Neopolitan for sure"

by Retributor Jr July 6, 2009

Neopolitan

When an interracial couple has sex during the woman's period.

Greg only has sex with girls he can make Neopolitans with.

Whip out that tampon and start making some Neopolitan.

by Home Sweet Homicide March 23, 2010

Neopolitan

To engage in sexual intercourse with all of a woman's three orifices: Oral, vaginal, and anal.

First she sucked me off, then I did her in the pussy, then I tapped that ass! It was a whole fucking neopolitan!

by Plaid October 14, 2004

Neopolitan

Banging four women in a row without washing your dick, so that the fourth chick in the series tastes three flavors on your cock.

I was just fucked Sissy, Missy and Chrissy right before giving your mother a delicious Neopolitan.

by VanillaMonster October 20, 2013

Neopolitan Ice Cream

Word for making a black girl jizz and admiring your work; illustrated by the dark skin (chocolate), the pink vagina (strawberry), and cum (vanilla)... Also could be used for Dominicans, Cubans, some Mexicans and Puerto Ricans. and all Haitians and African chicks....

I went down on Lakeicha until she came and had to look back and stare at all of that neopolitan ice cream....

by MOESSSESS July 30, 2010