NASCAR

A sport where white people race around a track. Literally that’s it. Rednecks drinking beer while watching white people race cars.

Dale: Hey Jim bob wanna watch some nascar

Jim bob: Dale you son bitch , of course i wanna watch nascar

Dale: Don’t forget the beer

by Let’s be real May 26, 2018

NASCAR

According to Markiplier, a car in which three of the four people in it are literally trash.

"That's a NASCAR , that's a NASty CAR. Get it?"

-Markiplier

by Hoodedkiller25 November 22, 2017

NASCAR

A bunch of drunk rednecks watching cars turn left for hours

NASCAR is about turning left

by royceB7 June 21, 2018

NASCAR

A car where three of the four passengers are actually trash

Mark: UGH,that's such a NASCAR
Person:What is that??
Mark: a NASTY car

by sarcasticpug July 25, 2016

nascar

National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing

I went to the NASCAR race on sunday, and Jeff Burton beat Matt Kenseth

by Matt Klempa September 30, 2007

NASCAR

Getting shit-faced, standing around in 110 degree weather, and watching cars drive around in a circle for hours on end. Then attempting to perform what you just witnessed on the way home, only to get pulled over buy a state trooper.

We're gonna go get some NASCAR action later, you wanna come too, cuz?!

by Unknown Stylz September 11, 2011

NASCAR

Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past

Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.

by m_baker_66 September 23, 2008