NASCAR

Not A Sport, Crazy Ass Redneck. In order for something to be considered a sport, the participants must be athletes. Drivers are NOT athletes, therefore NASCAR is: Not A Sport, Crazy Ass Redneck. -___-.
"Hey, did you happen to see the wreck on lap 231 of the Daytona 500??"

"No, -___-. I only watch sports, and NASCAR doesn't qualify."
by SportsFanatic_93 October 21, 2011
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