nine months' notice

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007

put on notice

To be warned with no legal or military meaning whatsoever.

Iran has been put on notice for firing missiles.

by doctordoom February 8, 2017

Notie

A facebook notification. The joy one gets from a notie is quite simple. One man posts a comment video or what have you in an effort to get a notie to feel liked and proud. Basically the best feeling one human being can get is when you see the red number up at the top of the facebook page pop up.

Yo Mike i posted a video on Mary's wall. Hopefully i get that notie.

by Xaphoon Jesus April 5, 2011

burn notice

when a physician (often a urologist) notifies a patient that they have contracted an STD.

"Good afternoon Mr. Chambers. We have your results. Its Chlamydia"

"Hey! how was your day?"
"not good. Dr. Low gave me a burn notice."

by Jack T.Ripper April 25, 2014

notivated

The opposite of motivated. A complete lack of initiative to undertake something.

Justin: I don't want to be at work today.

Travis: Yeah, I'm totally notivated!

by Farrell Blanchette January 9, 2008

Notification Squad

A group of retards who need to have all their fingers cut off.

Retarded Idiots: Notification Squad present, trololololo.
Person: Please kill yourselves, please, don't live.

by LegitimatePride December 15, 2019

red notice

great movie. also if you do fucked shit and becum criminal I think

Yoooo have you watched that movie bro? It’s called red notice.

by Imaarealperson. November 14, 2021