crib notes

Notes used to keep track of sex "moves" during intercourse or other activities.

George: Hey, did you use my crib notes?
John: Yeah, man. Jen loved it...

by cribnoteman April 22, 2014

C-note

A one hundred dollar bill. Derived from the Roman numeral for 100.

"He paid that bitch with a c-note"

by Morpheus12 April 5, 2009

note to self

a.k.a. memo to self. usually spoken into a dictaphone while someone else is watching. can be seen on a lot of tv shows i.e. the simpsons, twin peaks etc.

Bills Gates: Memo to self, next time my wife wants to buy china she means dishes.

by christopher July 9, 2004

High Notes

A high note is when you fuck a girl so hard that she starts cumming and moaning really loud, but you can hit high notes without making her cum!

"I heard Troof made her hit them high notes".

by YFN TROOF May 25, 2019

64th Note

The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.

A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.

Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.

Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.

This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.

This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.

by R@D October 20, 2016

Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.

Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.

by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020

Note 20

stupid excuse of a samsung phone.
made of plastic, too rounded.
best part? 1000 dollars ;)

what's that plastic piece of shit?
oh, just my Note 20.

by noneofyogoddamnbusiness August 30, 2020