Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.
*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.
by beatgoon June 25, 2011
A dorm at milton academy, full of total badasses who combine class, and kickassery to beat the shit out of every other dorm at Milton, forbes in particular.
Forbes Douche: I wish I was in Norris, bro, so Ill pretend I really like forbes to throw people off
Wolcott Stoner: If I wasnt baked out of my mind, i probably would too.
Goodwin Outcast: If I was in Norris, i wouldnt have to walk ten minutes next to a graveyard every day to get to the real campus. but I wouldnt have to have butt buddies either!
day students: Norris House kicks ass.
Wolcott Stoner: If I wasnt baked out of my mind, i probably would too.
Goodwin Outcast: If I was in Norris, i wouldnt have to walk ten minutes next to a graveyard every day to get to the real campus. but I wouldnt have to have butt buddies either!
day students: Norris House kicks ass.
by wsn37 July 16, 2011
by Bigthunderdick9000 May 15, 2021
1) Virtually everyone on Urbandictionary.com hates for some odd reason. (butthurt)
2) An actor
3) A very good martial artist (at least he has the balls to stand up to Bruce Lee)
2) An actor
3) A very good martial artist (at least he has the balls to stand up to Bruce Lee)
Don't be butthurt over Chuck Norris
by Talon Of Fear January 26, 2017
by Graysocks1111 November 18, 2019
Person 1: Hey dude want to hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure, whatever.
Person 1: Chuck Norris died 20-
Person 2: *shoots Person 1*
Person 2: Sure, whatever.
Person 1: Chuck Norris died 20-
Person 2: *shoots Person 1*
by Leonardo DiCapuccino October 09, 2015
by Professor White March 20, 2021