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Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.
For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023
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necaritan

Don’t be like necaritan
by Mubly November 9, 2022
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Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.
After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.
by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022
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Neapolitan Creampie

The act of getting the tasty trifecta of sequential oozing creampies in a row from three different men who are arranged side by side watching each other cum in another man's wife.
"Hey Hubby, I'm going to be home late from work, I have to stop by a friend's house get a Neapolitan Creampie. I'll call you when I'm on the way home. "
by Recalcitrate March 27, 2023
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Necalli

someone who is friends with a very cool guy named tommy. they both also sleep together. Back to necalli though, he is the god of bedrooms and is taller than anyone under 5'3
Zander: I love Necalli in bed so much!

Tommy: Yeah I sleep with him everyday
by Niceguylol June 1, 2023
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Neapolitan girl

A female who enjoys being a 3-hole girl, liking oral (white), vaginal (strawberry), and anal (chocolate) sex.
Yeah, last night with her was fun. Turns out she's a Neapolitan girl.
by Fishous June 24, 2023
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Neapolitan Waterballoon

Verb;

When a male pulls his foreskin over the head of his penis, and ejaculates inside his foreskin. Then releasing it inside the mouth of a female.
I have my girl a Neapolitan Waterballoon last night. Just a big load of cum, sweat and tears. I don’t think she will let me surprise her like that again.
by Bappo0 July 16, 2023
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