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neardel

The definition of Neardel is mysterious and complex. For example, if you were trying to apply a piece of duct tape in a flat line, and not only did it go sideways, but it also bunched up upon itself, you neardeled it. An alternate definition is "My wife and I got "neardeled" last night."
"Don't neardel it bro!"
by Ant Banks February 18, 2025
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Neanderthalitis

A migraine that one feels in their eyebrows causing the person to be conscious about their face resembling a Neanderthal. They also feel conscious about their Neanderthal-like posture that caused the migraine in the first place.
Jana: my head has been killing me for hours but now I even feel it in my eyebrows. Do I have Neanderthalitis?
by Wedotrollin February 21, 2025
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Neandermutt

Usually a derogatory term used to describe a white person, denoting their Neanderthal ancestry as an insult. However, arent all non Africans technically neandermutts?
"Shut up, neandermutt!" Koriander says to Becky in the comment section on her youtube channel, after being called the N-word.
by Koriyander January 29, 2026
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Neandy

Used to describe a person or behavior that is primitive, unrefined, or lacking modern reasoning — like a Neanderthal, but in a modern context. Someone who stubbornly rejects logic, progress, or basic decency.
He still thinks climate change is a hoax. Total Neandy.

Refusing to read the manual and guessing? That’s so Neandy.

She yelled at the self-checkout machine. Neandy alert!
by LINGAYEN SUPERMAN June 26, 2025
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Neanderthalism

Pronunciation:
/ˈni .æn.dər.ˌθæl.ɪ.zəm/
(NEE-an-der-THAL-izm)

Definition:
1. The state or practice of tapping into raw, instinct-driven energy; expressing oneself in a primal, unrefined, untamed way.
2. Creativity, emotion, or behavior stripped of social rules, logic, or polish; letting pure bodily expression dominate thought or action.
3. A deliberate embrace of ancient, almost pre-human intensity in art, movement, sound, or life—an uncaged channeling of primal forces.

Etymology:
Derived from Neanderthal, the extinct human species known for their raw physicality and survival instincts, with the suffix -ism indicating a practice or philosophy. The word captures the idea of consciously accessing primal, unrefined human instincts as a method of expression or creation.

Why it’s important:
Modern life often dulls instinct and suppresses raw energy in favor of civility and polish. Neanderthalism fills the gap between mundane behavior and unfiltered, primal authenticity—it’s the tool for creators, performers, and thinkers who want to harness pure, bodily, instinctive power.
“The vocalist abandoned all syntax, letting their inner neanderthalism roar through the speakers.”

“Some days, I just need to embrace neanderthalism and smash through the rules holding me back.”
by orsinian October 21, 2025
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spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.
Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.
by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010
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Spiraling Neanderthal

When you fuck a redhead on her period.
This chick I banged last night was the worst Spiraling Neanderthal I have ever done!
by KaneKewl November 4, 2011
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