miscommanication

The difference between what you told your husband/boyfriend/male coworker and what he actually heard.

"Honey, did you pick up my laundry on your way home?"
"No, I thought you told me to come home so you could do my laundry."
"I'm sorry, dear, but you are suffering from miscommanication, because that's not what I said at all!"

by happywife September 2, 2013

miscommunitext

A total misunderstanding in a text conversation because text is just text.

Sam: That's not what I meant.
Rhonda: Thats what you said.
Sam: well you couldn't hear the angst in my voice because it was just words so you didn't get my meaning. It was just another damn Miscommunitext.

by smallkawkvaccine April 2, 2015

Misconfusication

A popular misconception accepted by a group of misinformed people; usually based on something real, and supported by claims that seem to lend it credibility by association but, which is itself false. A problem created by assumption rather than fact checking. Perpetuated by passing that false information to others.

Hey, that FB article you told me about reading, the one about scientists from MIT creating a pig that could fly, that was misconfusication yo! You left out the part about them strapping it to a rocket!

by Click1978 April 11, 2015

moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy

Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.

by bits of tits October 6, 2016

mcscooby

a blowjob that you give with your feet. you use neosporin and benadryl for lube

gimme a mcscooby tonight

by kasplooge October 16, 2016

Miscotinous

A person who is smart but acts like an idiot

Tom is so miscotinous

by Wefh August 19, 2018

Moscow Time

The number of sats (satoshi, 1/100.000.000 of a bitcoin) it costs to buy 1 dollar, which will sooner or later reach <1.

- What's the current Moscow Time?
- 1783

by NatoshiSakamoto April 20, 2021