Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.

My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.

by Udayweiz December 22, 2019

Reverse Mummy

Reverse Mummy(-ify)/v/: To use ones urine as a hose in the interest of uncovering excrement in an overflown toilet.

Ex 1: The porta-potty held great treasures; I executed a perfect Reverse Mummy and uncovered the lost marvel TootenKhamun!

Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord September 10, 2020

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

mummied out

very high so high you walk slow like a mummy

yo we was all mummied out at the clu last night

by killa ckream September 21, 2011

mummy milkers

Tiddies dat are big

She gowad dem mummy milkers

by Ballsmuncher May 14, 2023

santoor mummy

A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.

Guy1: Hey who is that girl

Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.

Guy1: What's that?

Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Ishqterra May 16, 2023

Teri Mummy

A phrase that used to call out other people’s mom’s

Teri Mummy ke simping kardunga

by Anonymous 69sex master November 23, 2021