by tony January 24, 2004
Get the 70's earth momma muff mug.1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.
2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!
Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!
Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!
Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
by girlofglycerine October 16, 2010
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"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
by mcfierce September 1, 2008
Get the bum muff mug.A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.
I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.
by MuffnCuffs March 17, 2008
Get the Muff in Cuffs mug.As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."
by MrZero May 18, 2009
Get the Muff Muter mug.A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.
My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.
by Tidrow March 21, 2011
Get the muff shovel mug.A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.
'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'
by Azgorath February 8, 2012
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