Mum Jeans

Really outrageously gross jeans worn by boys in their late teens, usually purchased by their mothers.

Check him out in his mum jeans and silver astroturfs D:

by personwhodislikeseerything March 11, 2010

mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.

we went mum jumping last night

by thugaim September 18, 2013

Mum Fat

When two people are having an argument and one says "Mum Fat" to break up the argument.

Kid 1: Why are you so mean?
Kid 2: No you
Kid 1: Stop annoying me!
Kid 2: Or what
Kid 1: Mum Fat

by Gink111 September 10, 2019

Mum shit

to make the most god awfull smell humanly possible

dad:argh whats that awful smell
son:thats mum shit dad

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

mum sex

The enjoyment of penetrating one's child birth enlarged front passage with a large ripe watermelon.

"Leave Mum alone young Sheri, she's in the bedroom having Mum Sex"

by el deano October 26, 2013

mum truck

Also called Chelsea Tractor 4 by 4 SUV. An obese squarish collection of green house gases on wheels rich idiot mothers use but darent ever take off road for fear they will smudge their tested on animals make up. A typical mum truck is about 10 meters tall, takes up all available lanes and as much of the car park as mum thinks she's rich enough to deserve. it has enough room in it for about 20 normal people but usually contains just fat little Reginald and Emelia on their way to independant schools.

So Ok it may do 50 GALLONS per MILE but do you really expect me to WALK like... eaurgh... COMMON people.

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

Mum get the camera!

Video of a kid who gets an incredibly jammy kill on a game and bellows "mum get the camera!" whilst a younger child (presumably his brother) makes whooping noises. Has since become a highly used audio clip in videos since.

"OH OH WOAH NO! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD! MUM GET THE CAMERA! MUM! MUMMY! OH MY GOD!"

by 9 Bit Boobs November 21, 2014