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serpent mound

Vagina - usually a wife or long term girlfriend
Sorry, I didn't see your text message. I was balls deep in serpent mound.
by FredHandle November 8, 2023
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tapping the mound

a man lightly pressing on the mons pubis
The Statehouse aide was tapping the mound on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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ethiopian mound roller

To build a hill where lions can't reach starving children
Billy: what is he doing?

Marvin: he's an Ethiopian mound roller. He saves the children.
by Thefryinhawaiin September 10, 2021
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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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Mound Boy

A old Irish/English term relating to the “the fighting Irish” or to the men who fought in world war 1. Meaning the fought next to the mound or became the mound.
Oh that old man is a mound boy.”
“All these men here, were mound men.”
by A Zodark September 21, 2021
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Snapper Mound

The a hard bulging area above a female's pelvic region. This term is close to term FUPA, but is generally harder than the average FUPA.
Those shorts do a great job covering up her snapper mounds.
by Cowfarmer September 6, 2022
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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.
Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!
by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020
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