alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017

Snapper Mound

The a hard bulging area above a female's pelvic region. This term is close to term FUPA, but is generally harder than the average FUPA.

Those shorts do a great job covering up her snapper mounds.

by Cowfarmer September 6, 2022

Mound

The nest built by a male Australian Brush Turkey, used for mating and egg incubation, characterized by leaves heaped into a large pile.

Mr. Brush Turkey built an enormous mound in our backyard.

by QueenieAUbaek April 3, 2023

pound-mound

Male geniltals in tight clothes.

Masculine counterpart to "camel-toe".

"Hey Brittany, check out Karl's pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"

by Socsglen September 26, 2018

Mounded

Mounded, a word used by fans of the haunted mound. Mounded can be used as an adjective or a feeling.
(Adjective): To describe when something or someone shows similarities or traits akin to that of the haunted mound as a group or as an aesthetic.
(Feeling): When listening to the haunted mound you may feel mounded

Example 1 -
“This abandoned barn is mounded”
Example 2 -
Person 1: “man, this buckshot song is so fire”
Person 2: “fr I’m so mounded rn”

by Whoismatt August 28, 2022

Burial mound

Multiple people shiting in a toilet without Flushing creating a huge mound of crap and toilet paper

The hotel never fixed our toilet so we left them a nice burial mound to deal with

by Swoly mammoth December 9, 2018

Mound Boy

A old Irish/English term relating to the “the fighting Irish” or to the men who fought in world war 1. Meaning the fought next to the mound or became the mound.

“Oh that old man is a mound boy.”
“All these men here, were mound men.”

by A Zodark September 21, 2021