California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 04, 2021
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Flower mound cross country

Jdo Flower mound cross country
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Snapper Mound

The a hard bulging area above a female's pelvic region. This term is close to term FUPA, but is generally harder than the average FUPA.
Those shorts do a great job covering up her snapper mounds.
by Cowfarmer September 06, 2022
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Meat Mound

The fleshy, nasty mound of meat between Hope Solo's legs as revealed during The Fappening, Pt. 2.
Hope Solo's Meat Mound was on full display during The Fappening, Pt. 2, resulting in mass fascination and repulsion around the globe.
by 58 wolf kennel September 23, 2014
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Charge the mound

A violent overreaction to getting hit unintentionally that often results in the victim of the unintentional strike to lash back with unwholly force

Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.
When i was in karate the other day, my partner kicked me in the thumb. It hurt so bad that I wanted to charge the mound.
by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024
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beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow
Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.
by Crandle February 03, 2016
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