Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Mort

The urge to put your feet inside another person’s body cavities.

Mortar?! I hardly know her

by Sethamphetamine January 18, 2023

Mort

A Jewish baby

He's such a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Mort

Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.

Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.

by cobcob September 26, 2012

Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives

oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing

by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021

Mort

The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.

A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.

by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020

Mort

The name of a powerful creature that lives in basements

AAAAAA FUCK IT'S MORT

by Liplarnap January 23, 2023