post mortem

A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.

Feel free to suggest improvements at today's post mortem meeting.

by liz_qa June 22, 2006

Morten

How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.

Bob and Jeff are mortens.
Their mortency is at 300%

by Mortency Manager May 29, 2011

mortdecai

This what happens to you when you have a gf who's half of your age.

Stop acting like a mortdecai, you're already 50yrs old!

by okok14 January 25, 2015

derrick mortel

can't spell the word "totally" and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!
and
maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by christabel April 6, 2005

Devan Mortenson

A Fuckin QUiter

ANy sport

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

mortadella pants

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".

Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already

by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010

morsed

1. To get completely hammered drunk on a regular basis.

2. To live the life of an alcoholic.

Morse-d

Man I got completely Morsed last weekend and all week long.

Jon came to work completely Morsed. Tony had to put him down.

by Booking master guru October 18, 2013