Mort

Girlfriend/Link

You shagged your Mort yet?

by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020

mort

A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.

Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10

What do you think of that mort over there?

That brunette?

She's a mooooooooort.

by sivmin May 7, 2018

Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it

I’m chatting to another mort

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.

Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills

by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025

Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.

I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.

by thenigs May 14, 2017

mort

-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah

“MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien

by mouthbreater July 5, 2021