Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.

Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

mortii ma-tii

Mortii ma-tii ( your mother's dead relatives)

Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.

*Walking around the house, I suddenly hit my finger in the corner of the bed*

"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"

by CrispyCrustyKid May 6, 2021

Brooke Morton

A girl that lost her virginity to the first and only guy that's ever been interested in her, Brooke's only ever had one boyfriend because she's too much of a good girl to sleep around Like most teens. Five months after she lost her v card she got pregnant because her boyfriend forgot to pull out resulting in their mistake for a daughter named Aloura Lavender (Her name sounds like something a six year old would've picked out). Brooke Morton somehow got views from invading her daughter's privacy by uploading everything her toddler does onto tiktok and Brooke still continues to talk about her pregnancy even though she's no longer pregnant and isn't the only person in the world to become a teen mom.

Brooke Morton's Daughter Aloura Lavender Has Down Syndrome...just look at Aloura's face.

by Iknoweverythingunlikeu March 18, 2023

Brooke Morton

A Blonde tiktoker with an ugly face that does nothing but stay at home and post what she and her family does. She always post the same repetitive content like about how she got pregnant as a teen (as if teen pregnancy is so unheard of), about how she and boyfriend still stay together even after they had their daughter (It's because nobody else wants her or her boyfriend). Brooke Morton's Daughter looks like an inbred and her daughter has Down syndrome so as you already know by just looking at them
The family have terrible genes.

Brooke Morton is one person that the world would thank me for killing.

by Iwritenuthinbutthetruth March 21, 2023

Viggo Mortensen

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.

"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."

by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005

Brooke Morton

Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned).

Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.

Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.

Brooke Morton's Daughter Aloura will pass away from embarrassment when she's old enough to see what her mom posts about her.

by BadboyTristan March 27, 2023