Mort

Started WW1

Mort started WW1

by TherminatorTheThotSlayr June 2, 2021

Mort

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur

Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper

by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021

Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

mort

A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.

Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10

What do you think of that mort over there?

That brunette?

She's a mooooooooort.

by sivmin May 7, 2018

Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it

I’m chatting to another mort

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.

Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills

by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025

Mort

Girlfriend/Link

You shagged your Mort yet?

by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020