morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

Morning Mildew

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

moving metal

Automotive sales.

I've been moving metal for the past 13 years and I'm now I'm the manager of sales at our local dealership.

by john2 August 26, 2013

morongwa

She has a big heart, she's beautiful, caring but very stern and strict. She's very hard working, would do anything for her family and loved ones. Trustworthy and and extremely reliable. She can be stubborn and bossy, but she's often taken for granted. But don't ever test her, her temper is always ready

That women managed to build a home, take all her kids to school, work and 9-5 shift and still manged to curl her hair and look good everyday, she must be a Morongwa

Or

Yo... That women gave me a piece of her mind! Has to be a Morongwa

by NdebelePriestess October 14, 2020

Morling College

An Australian Baptist theological college open to female leadership, some day in the distant future. The poor man's alternative to Moore College (or the visionless version of Alphacrucis College), led by a merry band of white male geriatrics. Called Morose College since its takeover of Vose Seminary. A college offering 300 courses to 80 students.

I studied at Morling College where there are no students but dozens of property developers.

by SonnyWilliams November 16, 2020

morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.

Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.

by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012

Moing Chow

It’s a greeting, a thanking, a welcome, and a good luck to your mate

Moing Chow Everybody!

by Yoloswaggergstring October 15, 2020