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Simona Morganti

una ragazza che puzza di piedi con un gatto bianco
X: “Ciao la senti anche ti questa puzza?”
Io: “Si, è Simona Morganti”
by desynotpog August 8, 2021
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Luke morganism

luke morganism is the term in which certain events take place which may be considered homosexual, greasy, disgusting, vile and so on
why are you having sex with that dead dog corpse thats some absolute luke morganism
by Spudylad June 5, 2022
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Maternal mortality rates

Have been steadily increasing since 2018 (Since BEFORE the overturning of Roe v. Wade) with a substantial uptick between 2020 and 2021.

Hym "Ohohohoho! You silly, silly news bitch. I thought I was the only one stupid enough to challenge a God. The claim 'that the disparities in maternal mortality rates can be attributed the overturning of Roe v. Wade' is retarded! And I can prove it (conceptually)! The line of reasoning is simple (because it wasn't thought up by a genius like me): States that banned abortions have higher maternal mortality rates, therefore, there must be some causal link between 'not having access to abortions' and 'maternal mortality.' But the question is: Wasn't the maternal mortality rate ALREADY HIGHER in those states anyway? Before 2022? Because the leading cause of maternal death isn't 'not being able to abort' but rather 1. Bleeding (after birth)/Cardiovascular conditions (according to the CDC) 2. Infection (after birth) 3. High blood pressure. Now... The claim is that 'States that don't have access to abortions have maternal mortality rates 3 times higher than states that have access' but, as we've already established, that was ALREADY THE CASE. So, if it isn't the abortions, what could possibly be the cause!?
Well, it seems like 2 out of the top 3 causes of maternal mortality rates are related to OBESITY. And if you look at the 'obesity rates (by state)' and compare them to the 'maternal mortality rates (by state)' you'll notice something quite interesting... There is ALMOST a 1 to 1 correlation between 'states with high maternal mortality' and 'states with high obesity rates.' And I bet you can't guess WHICH STATES have the highest rates of obesity/maternal mortality? I'll give you hint 🫷😒 It's the ones that ban abortions. The mortality rate has nothing to do with the abortion ban. So, by you own logic, you are either LYING or you aren't very smart. Because it took me 30 second to do what you and an entire team of news people and fact checkers COULDN'T do (even though you were trying really hard and I was not). Which was 'be right.' Which I am. I'm always right. Now, maybe if you actually cared about womens lives and you weren't trying to conflate abortions (defined as the unnecessary disposal of your offspring) with saving a woman's life after a pregnancy becomes ectopic, doctors wouldn't have to walk the conceptual tight rope when dealing with a potentially life threatening pregnancy. And if you cared about the truth I would be getting paid for the things I've written. Maybe medically necessary vs unnecessary is a distinction you should be making when talking about abortion."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
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Arbitrary Morality

When things are considered immoral purely based on religious and/or cultural dogma rather than any logical sense of ethics.
Person 1: Loud laughter, homosexuality, and bikinis are sinful!
Person 2: That's arbitrary morality right there.
by PuncherOfTrees August 11, 2023
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Piers-Morganistic

An obnoxious, smug, self-superior and pseudo-intellectual manner of speaking, presenting/providing information, presenting oneself in a discussion or debate that is unhelpful, annoying and often operating on false information with the glib and narcissistic presupposition that one is already correct.

Discovered in the morally questionable journalism, methods of discussion/debate, pedantic and childish mentality of British journalist/talk show-host Piers Morgan
"You can't just Piers-Morganistically declare that to be the case without facts or evidence."

"The way that guy talks is so Piers-Morganistic, it's unbearable."

"Harassing a woman in her hospital bed to get a scoop for a newspaper is rather Piers-Morganistic.
by Swilly Giggins May 2, 2024
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augmented morality

Augmented morality refers to the enhancement and extension of human moral capabilities through the use of technology, artificial intelligence (AI), and other advanced tools. It involves leveraging these technologies to improve moral decision-making, ethical behavior, and overall societal well-being.
He thinks his augmented morality makes him better than me.
by Random Wonder July 8, 2024
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Basic Morality

I'm not going to agree to a morality that I can see you actively not doing.
Hym "Ha! Hahahaha! I liked that he tried to sneak 'protecting kids' in there. Hey, I'm not protecting your kids is the women aren't fucking. And YOU are not doing your morality. You are actively stealing from a guy who said he would kill your kids if you stole from. So you can go fuck your basic morality you piece of shit. You were actually doing your morality your kids lives wouldn't be at risk right now. And if you weren't so painfully fucking stupid the conflict would have been resolved by now. You are not doing this for your kids. You are doing this because if these people are exposed as frauds... People are going to stop giving them money and listening to them. Jordan wants people to give him money and listen to him so he is enlisting all of you to deprive me of both of those things. It isn't some vague appeal to the need for consequences either. There are no consequences to you doing what I want and you have already seen some of the consequences of not doing what I want. Suchir? Liam Payne? Who else? The Destiny porn girls? The men that Andrew Tate scams? You don't want to know. How many lives or you going to destroy or let other people destroy just to try to arbitrarily already my identity?"
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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