MOOSE

The name of a person that you've met before a dozen times, but you forget their name, and when you ask someone that knows his name, they exploit your forgetfulness, by giving you a most ridiculous wrong name.

I remember meeting him before at Adam's bachelor party, but I forgot his name.

Oh, that's MOOSE.

by SovietTugBoat May 2, 2010

Moose

The host of Noggin.
The Chad of all Moose

Moose: It's gonna be a fantastic day!
Kids: (let's play!)
Moose: Everybody Shout Hooray!
Kids: (Hooray!)
Moose: I'm using my Noggin Today!
Kids: (Oh Yeah!)
Moose: I'm Using My Noggin Today!

by WaterSun December 22, 2019

Moose

He is cool always fun to hang out with, he has a wierd dark sexy sense of humor and a laugh to top it off. He is sweet, kind and loving but something inside that he doesn't like to show. He is smart and knows about timing very charming beautiful personality.

Moose means a lot to me 😚🤭

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 25, 2019

Moose

A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.

There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall.

When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!

by fir3wing September 1, 2011

Moose

A tall hansome hot af guy from Canada

Kathryn: Fuck Moose is so hot omg
Lucy: Ummmmmm who is Moose??
Jasmin: I think she's talking about the new guy from Canada
Kathryn: Hell yeah I am

by Jasmina .R July 25, 2018

Moose

Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.

The Moose is a stupid dickhead.

by IHateMoose July 30, 2017

Moose

The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.

me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH

by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003