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Alex J Montero

Guy - Hey is that Alex J Montero?
You - Yeah he is awesome
by APEX1215 February 8, 2021
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montezuma

Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.
After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.
by mafioso April 23, 2003
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monterey park

Okay the most Asian city in the US (no pun intended). Full of Chinese people walking around with shopping carts. In Monterey Park you often see Asian people meandering this way and that way. It's impossible to not see at least one buisness without any Chinese lettering.
I feel like some Chinese food. Where should we go?
In Monterey Park, fo sho!
by ala vanessa June 7, 2007
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montebello

the best f'n city in the state of California.
where the girls are hot and the dudes are funny and sweet.
where everything is nearby and there is always something to do.
dang man i wish i lived in montebello
by cali cali May 23, 2009
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Monte Vista Highschool, danville

A school full of wiggers and drunk whores
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
by Cantblametheyouth April 30, 2010
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montefurious

(mon-tee-fyoor-ee-uhs)
adj.
1. extremely annoyed or agitated

2. severely angry
3. violent; intense
Samantha, Terese, and Sarah were montefurious when they discovered another cart of will call.

I'm so montefurious, my boyfriend cheated on me!

We are so montefurious when customers come in a second before closing time.
by countergirls February 4, 2012
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Montey

Jaden loves her some Montey!
by pOOpY bUTT stINK holE March 6, 2019
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