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Hannah Montana

I stuck up brat that sings about her fame and brags. She is a stupid ugly skank with an ugly smile and a stupid wig. She couldn't sing to save her life! But what's worse is her acting! Anyone can be 5 times better than that! All she thinks is "I'm just to good for all of you!. Again, her songs are about her bragging about how famous she is.
Hannah Montana: Yeah, I'm like so better than you cuz I'm FAMOUS!! YAH! I'm better than ALL YOU! But I suck at everything so YAH!
by swimchick April 12, 2007
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Hannah Montana

A show that shouldn't even be watched by blind and deaf people.

She sounds like a 40 year old smoker and has horrible teeth. But please forgive her Disney cant pay her enough for voice lessons. Oh wait yes they can!
Dentist: I see we scheduled and appointment for .... Hannah montana?

Nurse: Oh not anymore she canceled.... again. Something about embracing her inner beaver teeth?
by Lalalalalallalalalalauren December 16, 2008
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hannah montana

"A dirty,stuck-up,sadistic,shit-eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis-smelling,crotch-grabbing,ball-licking,semen-drinking,dog-raping,Nazi-loving,child-touching,cow-humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle-choking,urine-gargling,jerk-offing,horse face,sheep-fondling,toilet-kissing,self-centered,feces-puking,dildo-shoving,snot-spitting,crap-gathering,big nose,monkey-slapping,bastard-screwing,bead-shitting,fart-knocking,sack-busting,splooge-tasting,bear-blowing,head-swallowing,bitch-snatching,handjobbing,donkey-caressing,mucus-spewing,anal-plugging,ho-grabbing,uncircumsized,sewer-sipping,whore mongering,piss-swimming,midget-munching,douche bag,ho-biting,carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLE!"
Dude hannah montana is such a dirty,stuck-up,sadistic,shit-eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis-smelling,crotch-grabbing,ball-licking,semen-drinking,dog-raping,Nazi-loving,child-touching,cow-humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle-choking,urine-gargling,jerk-offing,horse face,sheep-fondling,toilet-kissing,self-centered,feces-puking,dildo-shoving,snot-spitting,crap-gathering,big nose,monkey-slapping,bastard-screwing,bead-shitting,fart-knocking,sack-busting,splooge-tasting,bear-blowing,head-swallowing,bitch-snatching,handjobbing,donkey-caressing,mucus-spewing,anal-plugging,ho-grabbing,uncircumsized,sewer-sipping,whore mongering,piss-swimming,midget-munching,douche bag,ho-biting,carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLE
by commandersqwigly July 4, 2009
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Hannah Montana

One of the lame overrated tv shows on Disney Channel.It's actually a bad tv show for 5 year old girls.Hannah Montana have a very bad plot.Miley Cyrus a very bad actress can't sing worth crap.The show as a whole is very crappy.The humor is very cheesy,they can't act,all of the actorsshould be going to Special Ed school.
older brother:Hannah Montana is funny.
me:It's overrated because the jokes are cheesy,singing absolutely sucks.
by Crazy Irvin February 2, 2008
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Montana Stick

A stick, or possibly broomhandle, approximately three and a half to four feet long with a mirror attached at one end.

Usually used when one is have intimate relations with a sheep to see if the sheep is smiling.

Originally invented in Montana, where sheep outnumber people almost four to one.
There goes that pervert shepard again, with his bottle of wine, candles, and Montana Stick.
by SEB319 July 24, 2008
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hannah montana

well, most girls my age think that i would like her, (considering i'm 12) but i don't. but hey, if you want to listen to some girl caterwaul, look like a horse, and sing 'vote for sex' backwards, be my guest. shoot, i'm not even sure she's a 'she'.

and someday, she/he will end up like most of the other child stars.
by mya mastodon April 3, 2008
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hannah montana

A terrible show on Disney Channel featuring some ugly "nobody" girl who sings horribly and talks with a spitty tennessee accent. WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.
I.E

I watched hannah montana once and was traumatized after hearing her songs.
by Depriisha August 20, 2006
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