My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them
by synapd May 13, 2005
Get the monkeybutter mug.Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.
by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003
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Get the monkeybutt mug.An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005
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Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
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