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Monique

Is a fucking bitch because she will just slap you for no reason
Why the fuck did Monique slap me
by bailey is cool September 3, 2017
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Mosque of Umar

The Mosque is named after Umar ibn al-Khattâb the 2nd Caliph when Jerusalem was conquered by Muslims in 637.
Well! It seems that this "Poet" guy is sure a Fucked up person. I mean sure! there are people who are effected and hurt by those misguided muslims(not sure if they are even muslims at first place) and are right to express their feelings, but MAN! this person is getting out of his pants. Every body knows these bunch of morons don't represent the entire nation or religion.
Islam is one of the most peacefull and tolerant religion and ironically, the most misunderstood one as well by the others. The arrival of last Prophet Muhammad "Peace Be Upon Him" was even predicted by the Bible at that time. Come on you Poet, GET A LIFE and seek out the real truth outside. Sitting in some cult organization (Temple Mount Faithful Movement) basement and crapping out some unlogical shit is not doing you any good either. Because, you are not fooling anybody.
Mosque of Umar is any other mosque muslims use to pray. But now is under Israeli occupation.

“I made a decision to give all my money to temple mount and eretz yisrael faithful movement Cult and let them take control of my life, as I did not want to be in control of my life any more.” “And I also felt that this would get me into heaven if I had no money, no prospects, no partner, no love and no nothing.”

“That is totally fucked up man!” “You just empowered yourself to be disempowered!” “Empowered Disempowerment!”
by Path Finder November 10, 2008
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Mahabat Khan Mosque

A beautiful mosque in Peshawar, Pakistan.
Built in the 1670's. Mughal architecture.
The Mahabat Khan Mosque is a sacred place where the men of Peshawar gather and perform prayers.
by Malakand_man May 28, 2009
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monique

definately the prettiest girl at your school. freckled, blue eyes. super quiet, gets all the boys but plays hard to get. fuckboys like to lead her on and she actually gets upset even though she doesn't show it
shit bruh monique is so pretty
by dnijer3hfy1gij1f September 23, 2019
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Miquel

A savage with no taste in men. She is clumsy, annoying, and dumb, but most of all she is a huge simp that you will ever meet. She has many crushes that change each day. She likes the song “thank you next” by Ariana Grande cause that song represents her love life. If you happen to meet one, stay away from her, you don’t know what’s coming your way.
Friend: oh shit, Miquel’s coming, hide

Miquel: I have a new crush bitches

Everyone: not again
by Non ya businesses November 23, 2021
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Dirty Monique

Wanking of a man over 80 to completion and getting a load of dust over your tits
Poor old bloke I had last night had the dirty Monique done to him
by Onlyfanshater January 28, 2021
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monique

usually known as "french whore" or a transvestite when you want a person in a film to act like a whore or a transvestite you usualy call her Monique.
I think thats a man, OMG its a Monique.

- Mom i think im a lesbian, but youre name is not Monique?
by Abdel kader July 18, 2007
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