Molest-a-mobile

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

by AlexHannahMaggieCandace January 8, 2009

T-Mobile G1

The world`s first mobile device with the open source operating system, Android. The best cellphone to date. What an iPhone should be.

I just downloaded five free applications while listening to DRM free music on my T-Mobile G1.

by cl2eep March 4, 2009

snow mobile

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, and when you're about to go, you knock her arms out and fall down on her.

Brian told Derek to snow mobile that bitch.

by pain symphony September 22, 2003

mobile porn

1) Pornographic or adult entertainment formatted for cellphones, smartphones and other mobile devices.

2) Adult videos, audio or picture files formatted for mobile devices.

Jimmy downloaded mobile porn by accessing the mobile porn directory called myiplayground.com

by mobile guy August 17, 2009

PUBG Mobile

A free game for mobile peasants, with a community full of cringe, like Fortnite. The game infecting online gaming community with normies, who think they are really cool because they play online games.

Girl: Hey let's play PUBG.
Boy: What you play is PUBG Mobile. STFU.
Girl: Doesn't matter. Let's play!!!
Boy: Let's breakup.

by plxacceptthis March 18, 2019

mobile device

A hardwired intercom mechanism on an aircraft carrier

Taxpayer dollars pay for mobile devices

by Holey Leonard January 29, 2020

Bum Mobile

A low cost piece of transportation equipment e.g. Shopping cart, Wheelbarrow, Bike, Sled. Used by Bums (aka homeless people) to transport their only possesions with them. Mainly old cans, bottles, and any smelly old clothes they have with them. It is a very important piece of equipment for a bum and their livelyhoods depend on it.

That Bum has a phat Bum Mobile yo!

A highly mobile bum should have his own Bum Mobile.

Nigga stole my Bum Mobile!

by TailsAddict June 30, 2008