Magic Morning

When you're woken up with oral sex.

"I woke up this morning with with his face between my legs. You could say it was a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."

by prelinguisticmajor February 19, 2019

Last Minute Morning

A term used to describe a morning where you quickly try to finish up an assignment that is due that day. Hence; "Last Minute Morning".

DUDE! I'm so tired because of procrastinating that project up until the last minute morning. I hope I get a good grade...

by DUD3sweet May 29, 2008

Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.

Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

Moaning

A sound of pleasure when having sexual intercourse

Uhmmm

Why you moaning

Because of this great sexual intercourse

by Ryker19 June 1, 2019

morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004

Good Moaning

Waking up in the morning and having morning sex.

I had a good moaning.

by IdontKnowMyName July 20, 2014

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011