Mexican Standard Time

Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...

I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.

by kosmik85 June 27, 2009

mexicanmobile

A taco truck, or other type of mobile Hispanic food dispensary.

Juan: "¡Mira! ¡El camión de delicias!"

Steve: "The fuck is he on about?"

John: "Don't worry. He just spotted a Mexicanmobile."

by eljefedetaco May 6, 2011

Mexican Wrist Watch

The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.

Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!

by Fiveash March 1, 2010

Mexican Bull ride

While during anal sex the man says to the woman "i have aids." And she she trys to get away the man must stay on.

Brister was making love to a hooker and said he had aids, and she took him for a 3 mile run around the block while he was still on. mexican bull ride

by In diana jones January 20, 2009

Mexican Ketchup

Slang term for hot sauce

(Texas Pete, Chipotle Tabasco, Cholula, Tapatio, habanero, etc.)

Guy 1: "Hey homes"

Guy 2: "que pasa mane?"

Guy 1: "Can you pass me the mexican ketchup?, this chipotle is weak"

Guy 2: "no problemo!"

by Nascarluver073 April 28, 2013

Mexican tetris

To "Beaner pack" a car. simply put fit as many people in a car as possible, which usually include turning and bending people to fit in the car much like the very popular game "tetris"

Dude we had to play mexican tetris to fit all those people in the car!

by R.C. Bega May 5, 2008

mexican chilidog

When penetrating the bum of a female using taco bell hot sauce as lubrication.

Brad gave Jennie a big mexican chilidog after finishing his crunch wrap supreme. It was good to go.

by peterbee October 1, 2006