Missouri Meat Shower

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth

i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now

by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020

missouri accent

a mid-western American dialect in which all vowel sounds are pronounced as if they were 'a's (with the exception of 'y')

some vocabulary examples of a missouri accent-
fork: fark
ice cream: ass cram
pick-a-dilly: pack-a-dally

by vintagegurl42 December 16, 2008

Missouri Landshark

The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.

Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"

by Bagel Mc Toast May 3, 2014

Missouri Compromise

When you kiss a girl who is chewing a type of tobacco much stronger than your own. Such as Skoal vs. Kodiak

Andrew: Yeah dude, I was makin' out with Carly last night and she gave me the Missouri compromise.
Chris: Bummer, what was she dippin?
Andrew: She was chewing a cope, grizzly mix.
Chris: I'm sorry bro, that's a bummer.

by CAGP June 22, 2010

Missouri snow cone

The act of laying on your back at the same time propping your ass up against a solid object such as a wall, tree or door so you can masterbate and shoot your own jizz on your face and mouth.

(1) Wow! I walked in to a dressing room at the mall and this dude had his ass propped up pulling off the Missouri snow cone.

(2) Guy (1) Have you ever been to St. Louis?

Guy (2) Fuck you, are you gay? Have you ever heard of th Missouri snow cone? Thats all they do down there.

by Random C October 20, 2009

Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 7, 2018

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015