miswaking

when a person brushes his teeth without the presence of water
(most commonly using a twig from a nearby tree)

i was miswaking my teeth one day when an "UNCLE" came and took out the miswak from my mouth and threw it on the floor (because he was having a vinegar stroke )

by buklau.YK May 8, 2011

Subdermal Messaging

Making you point by punching the recipient in the arm, thigh, chest, junk, etc.

Boy was about to queer the deal so I sent him some subdermal messaging.

by beelzabitch December 31, 2009

hate messaging

When you send someone that you dont even know, an email saying mean things or swearing at them because you think something that might not be true.

Joe, "who is cassidy"
Bob, "some person that was hate messaging me because she thought i was stalking jim and lawanda"
Joe"what did she say?"
Bob, "she said that i need to back off, even though i now them"

by beowulf1 April 2, 2010

Missing boi hours

Missing boi hours is anytime from 11:30 pm- 5:30 am. This is when you miss your ex or a family member or a friend

B: man, it’s missing boi hours, and I really miss L
M: aww B I let it out
P: man I feel ya

by dhaddyrose November 1, 2018

Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.

I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.

by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020

AAAH IS FINGER IS MISSING!

The act of scream to someone because a person lost his finger in the bathroom and has been found ded.

She was so scared that she aaah is finger is missing!ed me.

by Bblol.u April 24, 2020

missing link

A derogatory term which refers to the scientific community's search to bridge evolution's gap between chimanzees and homo sapians.

Nina - "Did you see that butt-ugly chick? She had the face of an ape!"

Kristina - "Yea, she was a real missing link."

by Phil Fox July 29, 2005