Beard Miscarriage

The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting

I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.

by coining buttress January 25, 2011

mischa barton

one of the hottest chicks i've ever seen on television!
she's sooo cute

known from o.c. california as marissa
basic instinct
...

i'd love mischa to suck my d1.ck

by wallawalla March 3, 2005

miscarriage

it's when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you're pregnant. you can notice it from vaginal bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.

Nothing can be done to stop a miscarriage

by veggieness May 15, 2005

Mischief Brew

A folk punk band from Philadelphia, started by Erik Petersen.

Dude, i just got back from that Mischief Brew/Eric Petersen show, It was awesome.

by DFix March 21, 2010

Misatoe

Misatoe is a Tiktoker apart of "Anime Tiktok." He is defined as "The man that never misses." He is also very cool and is awesome

Person 1: Who's Misatoe?
Person 2: You don't know Misatoe??? He is the Man that never misses!
Person 1: Damn, he seems cool. I'll definitely go follow him, just like the person reading this

by Godhand.idc.sama February 12, 2021

Mischa Barton

Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!

Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!

by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

miscarriage

The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.

Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.

by Dano Magnum October 30, 2006