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Elliot Minor

Rock band consisting of five public school boys from York.

Edward Hetherton hates references to him being a bear, don't do it.

Alex Davies loves playing the violin almost as much as smashing one up.

Ed Minton can't stand to make eye contact with anyone he knows whilst playing as it distracts him.

Dan Hetherton is in and out, he's getting around.

Ali Paul likes peacock porn.
"I've been clubbing with Elliot Minor after their gig."

I'm actually being serious, several times, but that's not the point, I just wanted to say something unteenie.
Elliot Minor by umbrella53 January 6, 2009
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Friends With Minor Benefits 

"Friends With Minor Benefits" denotes a relationship in which two friends participate in non-coital activities usually designated for more intimate relationships without the attached emotional bond.

These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").
Guy: I walked in on Bob and Mary in a heated makeout session earlier.

Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?

Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.

samuel minor 

Dumb guy who needs to die
Samuel minor is dumb and stupid
samuel minor by 444+222 February 5, 2019

Toccata and fugue in d minor 

a very spooky piece composed by J.S Bach. it is famous for being overoused in old horror films
person 1: let's watch some old horror films
person 2: OK
*toccata and fugue in d minor plays*
person 1 & 2 are shaking in fear*
person 1: this is so spooky!
person 2: i agree

Pierce Minor 

Regarding sexuality; a form on non-conventional or organic feminism, usually pertaining to female circumcision; “minor” specifically referring to the length of one’s smoky sausage
Dang! She is rockin’ those new weight loss pills, must be a form of Pierce Minor.
a guitar chord
sounds dramatic and quite cool
a minor by melaju March 6, 2005

weapons of minor destruction 

The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.
Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*