Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.

(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.

by GroverSMB October 14, 2009

Mine as well

The term used by morons who don't realize that what they are saying doesn't make sense.

FACEBOOK POST
Guy: "Well, I mine as well go workout before I get too tired"
Friend: "Might* as well"
Guy: "O, yea. I guess that makes more sense"

by Learn English August 30, 2013

Minecraftian

Of or pertaining to minecraft.

Stacking those boxes is very minecraftian.

by Troutinator August 16, 2011

Minecrafter

Someone who plays the indie game Minecraft.

Contrary to popular belief, a Minecrafter is not a lazy bum, rather a person who prefers to use their imagination compared to people who sit around and shoot virtual guns at other players.

Also, someone known as a nerd, geek, etc.

That Minecrafter guy...he sure seems to play it a lot.

by Torcher April 21, 2015

Violent Sodomy Mine

The Texas penal system, known for one of highest incidence rates of rape among inmates. Could be applied to almost any maximum security prison, especially very large, badly supervised ones.

"Fuck that dude. I don't want to get arrested and sent to the Violent Sodomy Mine. They'll put me on an auction block and sell my mancherry for two cartons of cigarettes!"

by HeySeuss December 9, 2008

Your ass is mine

1. If you cross me again, you WILL die. 2. Your anus belongs to me now.

Greg: You are a terrible kid.
Blastoise: Your ass is mine.

by Greg/Blastoise June 10, 2010

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (aka MWS) occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) dies in a cave via zombie invasion, spider attack, skeleton sniping, or even creeper terrorism and loses all of his ores/tools/weapons/armor/materials and respawns above ground, forcing him to go back into the maze of a cave system. If said Minecrafter dies a second time, then a third, before finding his items, a feeling of hopelessness comes into the mind. The Minecrafter then withdraws away from the game (something very difficult to do) for 1 hour to two months, depending on the items in the Minecrafter's inventory.

Tom: "Hey Dan, why are you looking so down? Got Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome?"
Dan: "I just lost my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Tom: "Dude, that's harsh. How long have you been off?"
Dan: "Three years."

by Cosbino April 19, 2013