midget

mid grade marijuana

Yo you know where I can get any midget?

by livelovesmoke April 16, 2009

Midget Spin

To have sex with a midget (dwarf, elf, small person, mini-me, etc.) by lying flat, positioning them on your cock and spinning them until you cum.

"I see you have a kid, how'd that work with her tall father?"
"We did a midget spin"
"...Wanna go for a spin?"

by DRCBTS December 31, 2008

walk the midget

an incognito way of telling your lady friend you would like to have sex.

"Hey baby, do you want to walk the midget?"

by topsy crets December 1, 2007

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

by biffula July 31, 2007

Midget Porn

Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .

Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"
Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"
Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"
Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"
Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"
Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"
All: "Franny, your sick!"

by -peslo- January 28, 2008

Midge

VERB (midging, midged)
1. to unintentionally ignore or overlook someone, especially in the context of online chats.

I donated 500 bits and the streamer totally midged me.

by crypt0bot August 15, 2018

Midget spinner

Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.

I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.

by swag_rabbit69 May 25, 2017