middle-class

a business, brand or cultural reference point whose entire existence/ethos typifies the mundanity of life in the suburban middle class

how did we wander into this incredibly middle-class place?? look, i can see a GAP, a Talbots and a Nine West store without even turning my head! and . . . there's no Hermès here, panda. not even a chanel! oh, the horror, the horror!

by rational narcissist March 10, 2010

Middle School

1. 6th through 8th grade
2. A place where you're only popular if you shop at Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostle, American Eagle and other over-priced stores like that and you own at least one of those Vera Bradly bags. Everybody is in a clique and if you aren't popular you try to be "different" by being goth or emo, when you really are just trying to fit in and be cool within your own clique. Girls change boyfriends like they change their clothes and guys are horny idiots. Teacher bombard you with idiotic assignments then complain that its going to take all weekend to grade them. Everybody is obsessed with texting. People say they hate Twilight, but they have never read it or seen the movie. If you aren't into gossip, you might as well go and die because gossip is what keeps the school alive.
3. The worst part of your school life

Girl 1: OMG! Look at my new Vera Bradley bag! The pattern is extremely obnoxious! Isn't is sooo cooool?!?!?
Girl 2: Totes! I'm going to text Sally and tell her!

Girl 1: OMFG! Did you hear? Sally's going back out with Tommy!
Sane person: What's up?
Girls 1&2: You don't have a Vera Bradley bag! We can't be your friends anymore!
Sane person: Middle school is retarded...

by ShewolfLL January 20, 2010

middle school

Middle school is period of education normally ranging from grades 6-8, however some school districts have changed that standard to grades 7-8 or rarely even grades 5-8. This is a period in which academically, the work load and required effort raises tremendously. Although in elementary school, many students simply had 1 or at most 2 hours of homework nightly, this is changed to up to five hours nightly. Lockers are introduced, too. These are storage units meant to decrease the weight on our backs and have a generally good purpose, they actually just make us late for class and sweaty as they make us walk everywhere across campus just to get a binder or a composition book for class. The enviroment also greatly changes socially. Some of your old friends just completely ignore you as they feel you are "uncool". People have boyfriends that they "love" after 3 days and never keep for more than a week. Girls just want to say "I have a boyfriend" and the boys just want to get some. However, if you wear what you like, keep true to yourself stick with your old friends and maybe make a new one, keep away from dating, don't lose your virginity, and don't do any pot, middle school can be a bittersweet experience that you will think of fondly later as many socially intelligent people do. Middle school was great for me.

Usually after graduating from fifth grade, a newly appointed middle schooler can either have a mostly great experience or a terrible hell hole depending on if they become socially "cool" or just be cool and have fun with their friends.

Middle school is cool.

A typical middle school conversation:
Boy 1: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
Boy 2: Nah, just broke up with (old girlfriend)
Boy 1: Hey look at (girl with big boobs). She is HOT!
Boy 2: Yeah, I'm gonna see if she'll wanna do me later.
Boy 3: You guys are pervs.

Later:
Boy 2: Hey, I saw you earlier.
Girl with big boobs: Yeah, I like, saw you.
Boy 2: You wanna make out?
Girl: Sure, why not?
That was a no joke conversation I spotted at school. That is an example of what not to be.

by dZRe November 29, 2011

Middle child

The child parents don’t give a crap about until they do something wrong

Person 1: I’m the middle child
Person 2: I’m so sorry
Parent to person 1: who are you?

by THICCCCCCCCPOTATO! January 31, 2020

middle school whore

the most popular girl, who hangs out with the grade above her, and makes out with everyone. The one who grinds every boy at the dance, until each one wants to undress. Hey, if there weren't teachers everywhere, they would!

'dude, why are you sitting down, its a dance?"
"that middle school whore just grinded me for like two hours"

by iainttellingyouwhoiam February 11, 2010

Middle School Kids

Kids who come out of elementary school, and enter the realm of older people. Once cute and mostly all alike, they soon assume their "true" personalities. A kid may start to become an emo, a prep, a conformist, a scene kid (insert other stupid labels), and then become more and more like the label.

Some of them are okay, and some of them are whiny idiots.

Yeah, some middle school kids are complete losers, but some are okay.

by Suicidal Kitten August 23, 2012

Middle school dance whore

8th grade girls who think they're sexy strippers grinding up on those 6th grade "pimps". the seventh graders that think they are the 8th grade hoes, and proceed to basically "get it on" with their push up bras. And the sixth graders, who where Jean shorts and see through tank tops in the middle of winter, and "drop it low."

"did you see Katy, she's acting all skanky!"
"nothing compared to Daniella over there, what a middle school dance whore!"

by CZM&ACD217 February 10, 2010