Microbeej

A blow job given to a micropenis.

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.

by beastboner February 4, 2015

microdance

Dancing is minimal movements so that no one will notice. Especially useful when rocking out to music in a crowded cafe or work setting.

Let's microdance to Gaga all day. I don't think anyone will notice.

by pagodasplan October 26, 2016

microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

Micro - Peak

When you're having a good time, and break the barrier into euphoria just for a second.

Jerry was in the taxi on the way to club and his fucking favourite song came on. He 'Micro - Peak'ed.

by Micropeaker121 May 24, 2017

micro pig

The cutest pet ever. They are also very smart and can feel emotions. Sadly they get sick very easily, so take good care of your new micro pig!

Also: microwaved pig meat.

Kevin: So do you have any pets?
Angela: Yeah, I have a micro pig.
Kevin: A what?
Angela: A micro pig, she is called Rose, and she is as cute as 100 puppies combined!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Micro-passing

The action of passing another vehicle extremely slow

Semi truck had a line of cars behind it while it was micro-passing another semi truck

by Mikefrombestbuy472 February 19, 2019

Micro-Droop

The state of male penile flaccidness and temporary inability to get a stiffy due to excessive abuse and consumption of micro brewed beers.

I picked her up at Hopps Brewhouse and had her in my bed naked ready to ride me cowgirl but I got the micro-droop and she ended up sucking Mr. Softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019