Mickey Mouse

also known as Anal Waxing.

I've really been having a difficult time shaving my butthole. Maybe I should just go get a Mickey Mouse?

by TXBoobie May 20, 2010

Mickey Mouse Cop

Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.

Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!

Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.

Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

Mickey Mouse

An evil mouse that Disney uses to steal money from people.

Disney sent Mickey Mouse to the Simpsons to get people to buy Simpson merchandise.

by Durrunited June 10, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)

John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

mickey mouse

A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.

Dude, last weekend, Mossy got fucked on a mickey mouse.

by Lurland Stephenson July 23, 2008

Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)

I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.

by lover of cum January 16, 2009

mickey mouse copy

A fake or illegal copy of something

I've got a mickey mouse copy of this new game.

by Jono. April 24, 2008