Meccha.memes

The worst fucking meme account in existence, clearly anyone can do better.

You don’t want to be meccha.memes now do you?

by Literally everyone else March 27, 2019

match

pooling of resources, especially drugs in equal quantities.

yo, match on this blizzy, i wanna phattie but only got an 8th

by jesus cristo January 1, 2004

drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

Mechakoopa

A mechanic Koopa made by Iggy Koopa and thrown by Bowser.

Bowser swung under the MECHAKOOPA's path and got bonked on the head.

by Eddie June 5, 2003

matchbook romance

the best band ever... it totally sucks that they broke up.

look up the song monsters by matchbook romance next time you can. it is my fave song by them.

by caitlin (mt) June 23, 2008

A Match Made In China

The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".

An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.

Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.

John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.

by Grace ! March 28, 2010

matchsturbating

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

by Acdcmonkey April 29, 2009