Jesticles

A skater punk with tiny nuts.

Man did you see those skaters? I bet they are gonn suck on each other's tiny jesticles.

by JUICYWOOCIE March 6, 2009

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Testicleses

Testicleses , was a Greek god and hero to many, but awesome to all.
In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy.
In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn.
Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not?
He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.

Testicleses is the Greek god of testicles

by The inner enigma August 1, 2017

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metocles

An awesome guy whos cool, goodlooking and have a good taste of humor. Perfection.

That guy is so Metocles!

by Nice,guy_93 April 29, 2008

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Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.

Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!

by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 26, 2011

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