poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

by lindsey greer September 25, 2006

merkinball

an old term that means a stand or holder for a pubic hair wig, also a pearl jam single

my merkinball is huge

by JT February 10, 2004

marginalized

When the put butter on you.

When Tom wanted to go tanning his friends reccomended he not get marginalized.

by mr. D1c3 May 30, 2015

Wang Meringue

What you blast all over your girls ass, chest, face and stomach right after you retract.

The $ shot in every porn movie

by Big Nation May 29, 2003

Mergie

tubgirl skank A woman who participates on message boards who makes every effort to be as offensive to others as possible.

Gawd, our new member is such a Mergie.

by PeePeeDance April 16, 2005

Meggings

Man leggings. Underamour leggings worn under regular pants in cold weather. Nuff said.

Aren't you cold!?
No way, I got my meggings on!

by AXOPrincess December 7, 2010

merkin

Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.

Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!

by jackal8 July 31, 2005