meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

by Gas passer August 25, 2003

meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.

(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)

by hornswaggler June 9, 2009

meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

Meaty Bite Growl

When your having a shit and stop mid push to let your dog chew it out your arse while you masturbate.

Dude the whore house has closed down maybe I’ll just go have a meaty bite growl

by Big Sword August 16, 2018

Mervyn

The name usually given to objects of sexual pleasure.

I named my pinkie toe 'Mervyn' and I bang him on my table all day every day

by Jimin's Thighs Choke Me Please December 16, 2017

Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.

Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!

by Wilson U Devil May 12, 2006

Meady

meady is any girl by the name of sarah .

guy 1 : look at that sarah girl she kinda meadyy.

guy 2 : heard she been through the whole of wcs

by emily 1234 October 27, 2020