nervous masty

When getting so nervous during masturbation that you defecate or vomit.

He thought he heard his Grandma walk in the room, and ended up having a nervous masty.

by TheDannyDorito June 18, 2018

Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

Measter

Money + Easter = Measter
When you have amassed a large sum of money on easter.

"Bro i made so much money this easter i think ill call it measter instead."

by Http://www.dictionary.com/word April 8, 2020

meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.

"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"

by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016

Half meaty

When you get half of an erection from any activity involving a hot chick

Chris: whoa! That girl you were grinding with on the dancefloor was smokin!!!
Rich: right! I need to sit down, I'm half meaty!

by Choda warrior January 4, 2010

Meaty Bitch Breaker

A phallus.

I sprayed nut lava on her tits with my meaty bitch breaker

by Poopiepookalamazoo May 28, 2017

meaty thighs

someone who has flabby and meaty thighs.
e.g. a fat girl would have meaty thighs

person: that person could make their own meat spin with thighs that meaty

person: gotta love my meaty thighs

by cheese cheese cheese March 6, 2009