John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

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tanner mayer

best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty

Wow.... who is that?

Oh that’s just Tanner Mayer

by Dhne January 28, 2020

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Guys named Will are the sweetest, funniest, and most enjoyable person to be around and hang out with. Wills have bluish green eyes that can leave anybody breathless and smiling like an idiot. They are tall, tan, and very athletic. Wills like to make people laugh and make the best boyfriends. They are protective and caring and they like to make you feel like the only girl in the world. Wills give the most amazing hugs and are awesome kissers. You are very lucky if you have a Will in your life.

Oh look there goes Will Mayer!

by NoobGaming873 October 20, 2020

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Will Mayer

Guys named Will are the sweetest, funniest, and most enjoyable person to be around and hang out with. Wills have bluish green eyes that can leave anybody breathless and smiling like an idiot. They are tall, tan, and very athletic. Wills like to make people laugh and make the best boyfriends. They are protective and caring and they like to make you feel like the only girl in the world. Wills give the most amazing hugs and are awesome kissers. You are very lucky if you have a Will in your life.

Oh look there goes Will Mayer!

by NoobGaming873 October 20, 2020

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Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.

Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022

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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age

by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023

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