maximum relic

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance
What's up maximum relic
by rzp1 March 15, 2019
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Hey Girl, Michelle get on my nerves
Other Girl: Dont you talk to Michelle Everyday, I just saw you talking to her 2 seconds ago. You just Ran Out all the way and to the maximum
by 1800-choke dat hoe April 26, 2011
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Maximum Sus

The highest level of suspect activity an individual can possess at any given moment. For all the reasons or no reason at all.
Something is off with Jonathan Coose, dude is maximum sus.
by Aintthe1 January 26, 2023
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Maximum Occupancy

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.
"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"
by Onlypudge December 02, 2011
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Maximum Failocity

Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.
by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010
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Doing the maximum

Doing the most . Or doing too much unnecessary things at one time.
Lance was doing the maximum , I couldn't deal with all the nonsense he was giving me .
by SassyAimz February 24, 2017
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Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022
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