A person that is excellent at seducing your mum. He is most likely your father. So now you know who max is in your mums contacts. He is great at anal fisting and 69. If you need someone to wrangle with, Max is your slut.
by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017
Get the Maxmug. My name's max!
I wanna fucking kill myself
I wanna fucking kill myself
by Cantism69 September 12, 2016
Get the Maxmug. Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.
by Adoption March 19, 2019
Get the Maxmug. a great guy. real good friend.
knows how to make u laugh and smile...but also knows how to break your heart.
dont fall too hard for this type of guy.
knows how to make u laugh and smile...but also knows how to break your heart.
dont fall too hard for this type of guy.
by DirtyShoeLace123 April 30, 2009
Get the Maxmug. A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.
GUY- Hey max what are you doing today?
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.
by Anonymous3445 January 4, 2010
Get the Maxmug. Max, usually black haired and most likely to be a little emo, they are very quiet about things but when you meet a max they will make you laugh just walking past them, if you meet a max make sure you stay forever friends as you will never meet someone like max again he also uses XD an awful lot too 😂❤️
by 🔥Hop🔥 May 17, 2018
Get the Maxmug.