Human mattress

someone who sleeps around

a prostitute is a human mattress

by sososweet November 15, 2010

masterspieces

An amazing editor by the name of rana. Very friendly and always interact with her fans they really mean the world to her. An alight motion editor and she rarely edit on after effects. Shes always motivated to post edits to make us enjoy her content.

Masterspieces is really underrated. She really inspire me.

by Stan me May 14, 2021

town mattress

Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".

Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!

Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!

by John Phoenix 12121 March 29, 2008

Mattress Route

Sleeping your way to the top.

Amy: how did she get that job.
Araksi: that slut? she took the mattress route.

by Araksi P. July 26, 2010

Masterschlong

A device like no other. Easily identified by it's considerable length and breathtaking girth. Either seen as either a reward or punishment depending on the orientation and tastes of the recipient.

1. Excellent work Steve, that'll definitely earn you the Masterschlong in the office next week.

2. You're such a cunt, when we get home you're gonna get Masterschlonged.

by The masterschlong August 20, 2013

Masters of Google

An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.

"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"

by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014

full mattress

a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"

Son, my mattress is full we hittin Vegas!

"Do you have any money?"

"I gotta full mattress"

by XFlurry October 26, 2009