masturbating

Having sex with your own hand or even using a fake dick (dildo) in the case of girls (or very messed up guys)... its very pathetic.

John is masturbating every night because he has no hope of ever having actual sex.

by CanHasHaxx February 5, 2009

masterdating

When someone goes out with a group of friends and puts up his pictures on his facebook page - then stares at them all week long

Hey did you hear John is dating?
No
He's been masterdating his facebook page for six months now

by boots'n'puss share this February 27, 2011

ego masturbating

verb, intransitive The act of looking up oneself's first name on urbandictionary in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. Those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention whores.

Olive: Hey look, guys! I looked up my name on urbandictionary, look at all the nice things people have said about me!

Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.

by didnotstealhisbike July 25, 2011

Masterhating

Thoroughly enjoy criticizing something, also deliberately seeking things to critize.

"Have you watched Epic Movie lately?"
"That's such a bad movie! It's great for Masterhating though."

by JaredZ June 8, 2007

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Mastearbathing

The art of masturbating while crying in a bathtub.

I was so done, I was mastearbathing for a good hour

by SuperFatDragon January 2, 2019

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022